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Michelle Obama Jokes About Male Pregnancy as Barack Divorce Rumors Explode

Marriage Mayhem

Corporate Fog

Disney President Dodges Jimmy Kimmel Live Fate With a Grim Warning

Final Bow

Rod Stewart Unveils Epic Final Tour After More Than Six Decades on the Road

Border Fury

James Woods Torches Democrats as Migrant Caravan Surges North

Unthinkable Loss

Disturbing New Details Surface After Rob Lowe’s 13 Year Old Niece Dies

Mob Rules

Robert De Niro Swings a Baseball Bat in Wild ‘FCC’ Jimmy Kimmel Spoof

Rumor Ignited

Daphne Joy Sets Kanye West and Bianca Censori Threesome Rumor Ablaze with Sultry Praise

Funny

Robert Hays Nearly Cracked Up as Leslie Nielsen Unleashed Fart Pranks on ‘Airplane!’ Set

SNL UK Savagely Roasts Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s UK Return: ‘Daddy, I’m Home’ [WATCH]

Americans Invent Yet Another Crazy Racing Style: King of the Hill [WATCH]

Sophie Cunningham Makes Waves With Her Latest Bikini Photo

Jennifer Aniston Drops Extremely Racy Joke While Interviewing Boyfriend Jim Curtis

Feel Good

Dolly Parton Airport? Nashville Board Clears First Hurdle with Unanimous Rule Change Vote [WATCH]

Elizabeth Smart Shares Emotional Message After Finishing at Bottom of Bodybuilding Competition [WATCH]

14-Year-Old High School Player with One Leg Shocks the World with Stunning Touchdown [WATCH]

Salma Hayek Strips Down for a Birthday Swim as She Turns 60: ‘Grateful’

Brooke Shields Makes a Stunning Splash in Black Swimsuit During Action Packed Croatia Trip

Fascinating

More Fascinating

Karoline Leavitt Shops Potential White House Bombshell as Private Trump Tales Ignite Fury

5 Political Wives Who Unleashed Explosive Truths After Leaving Washington

Bill Gates Sounds Terrifying Alarm That AI Could Kill One Billion People

Andrew Garfield’s Delta Flight Makes Emergency Landing [WATCH]

Rob Lowe Reveals the Dastardly Star Who Beat Him to Iconic 80s and 90s Movie Roles

Colorado State Fires DC Tyson Summers After Sideline Exit

Baker Mayfield’s Return Depends on When He Can Grip the Football

Jack Smith Joins Left-Wing No-Kings Spectacle as Dave Grohl Dedicates My Hero

Elon Musk Explains Why He’s Being Cautious with Tesla’s Massive Robotaxi Ambition [WATCH]

Tim Burchett Vows to Bar Socialist Darializa Avila Chevalier from Congress Over Flag Napkin Disgrace

Trump’s Treasury and IRS Unleash Education Freedom Tax Credits Tied to Nationwide School Choice [WATCH]

Ken Paxton’s Estranged Ex-Wife Weighs in on Senate Race with James Talarico [WATCH]

Trump Blasts Senate Democrats for Blocking Data Center Ratepayer Protections, Help Americans [WATCH]

U.S. Navy Awards Raytheon Massive $24.4B SM-6 Deal as Stockpile Concerns Mount

Belgium Eyes Exit as Delays Batter Dutch ASW Frigate Project

DOJ Subpoenas Arizona Dem Senator Gallego PAC in Explosive Campaign Cash Investigation

Energy Dominance Imperiled as Climate Lawfare Engulfs Monday’s Supreme Court Session [WATCH]